THE MEXICANS ARE COMING!!!

Yesterday while getting ready for school, Jake comes running in the kitchen with his eyes as big as saucers...

J: Mommy...please, please, please. If Daddy's job ever makes us move out of Northampon, PLEASE don't let us ever move to El Paso!

Me: Well, I don't think we would ever move to El Paso. But why?

J: Because the news just said that in El Paso the Mexicans are attacking! They built this big wall thing but left a hole in it so they can see if the Mexicans are coming. And they're COMING!